If you’re a woman in your twenties or thirties, chances are pretty good that at one point or another you have played the game “I Never.” If not, why not give it a try? All you need is a group of women and some alcohol. The women take turns making “I never…” statements, and if you have, you must take a drink. I believe this game is a necessity for bachelorette parties… a wonderful opportunity to get drunk and bond with the girls while talking primarily about naughtiness. I played this game last night, and quickly discovered I was with a pretty proper group.
“I never had impure thoughts in church.” I drank.
“I never had a one-night stand.” I drank.
“I never thought about someone else, during.” I drank.
At the same time, I noticed few were drinking after my “I never-s”, making me feel less than wholesome and causing me to think hard about what to say. Then it hit me- I was, afterall, in Virginia.
“I never lived in a place that declared itself to be for lovers,” I said. I knew i had them.
Seven sips were taken. Victory was mine.
